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I Love My Family, But Thanksgiving Is A Special Kind Of Happy Hell

December 1, 2015

Like me, my family loves attention. From the minute I got home on Wendesday night through the rest of the weekend, after every unfunny joke they told or mildly entertaining thing they did,they looked at me wide-eyed and immediately asked

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What It’s Like To Hang Out With High School Friends When You’re A Grown Ass Woman

November 30, 2015

Shortly after I graduated from high school, my parents moved from Providence, Rhode Island (where I grew up) to Florida. While I was absolutely thrilled about their snowbirding (I mean, who would complain about Christmas at the beach and living within

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I Spent The Summer As A Zookeeper In Asia And I’m Not Totally Sure Why

November 12, 2015

Like most kids, when I was little I dreamed of growing up and becoming a veterinarian. I loved animals, and the fact that we had 5 dogs and 3 cats throughout my life only solidified my obsession. The difference between most kids

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SO, I Had My First Kiss At Girl’s Camp

November 5, 2015

Last Saturday night (ok fine, Sunday morning at around 3am), while dancing in a circle with my friends to the new Justin Bieber song, a stranger tapped me on the shoulder. “Zoë Weiner?” ……. Yes? “From Camp Mataponi?” ……. Yes?

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Here Are All Of The Things That Make Me Feel Like I’m Sort Of, Kind Of A Grownup

October 26, 2015

The other day, my high school boyfriend texted me after reading my blog post about what it was like to date me (he refused to provide feedback and “plead the fifth” when I asked him about it. Law school has

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TBH, Going Back To College Is Exhausting

October 14, 2015

When my friends and I were seniors in college, we affectionately referred to ourselves as “SWUGS,” or, “Senior Washed Up Girls.” To put it nicely, it was NOT cute. We wore weird outfits to class and to the bar (workout

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The Late, Great Tyler Weiner (AKA The Best Creature Who Ever Lived)

October 6, 2015

My house is a zoo. I actually rarely know how many pets we actually have living there, because my mom is constantly giving away cats and adopting new puppies (well, buying them from designer pet stores). My freshman year of

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I’m Sharing My College Essay With The Internet Because WTF Was I Thinking

September 17, 2015

Now that I’m back in school, I’ve been revisiting a lot of my old writing (If you’re feeling nostalgic too, I would highly recommend you visit my other two blogs, clickable right there ^^). The other day, I came across

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My Grandmother is a #Queen and the World Needs to Know

August 31, 2015

My Grammy (or, “Ruth,” as my older siblings call her because she was “too young to be a grandmother” when they were growing up) is the chicest woman I know. She is always in Chanel, perfectly accessorized with insane stacks of

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California Throwback

I Accidentally Went on a Couples Trip With my Brother

June 28, 2015

This week, my parents are celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary. Because my little brother and I are both currently “between opportunities” (read: neither of us have jobs and have a total of zero real commitments to speak of) we have

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