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Articles posted by Zoe Weiner

New York Is Great Until You Realizes All Of Your Exes Are Confined To One Tiny Island

October 29, 2015

I’ve lived in New York for 2 and a half years, and have been on first dates with exactly 18 different guys. Some of them (three,  if you’re really wondering) turned into actual boyfriends, some lasted for a while until

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Here Are All Of The Things That Make Me Feel Like I’m Sort Of, Kind Of A Grownup

October 26, 2015

The other day, my high school boyfriend texted me after reading my blog post about what it was like to date me (he refused to provide feedback and “plead the fifth” when I asked him about it. Law school has

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New York

How To Have A Fabulously Basic Fall Weekend Outside of NYC

October 19, 2015

Last Saturday, thousands of white, preppy East Coast kids stuffed the pockets of their Barbour jackets with nips of Fireball and  flocked to suburban New Jersey for The Hunt. The Daily Mail calls the annual horse race the best day

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TBH, Going Back To College Is Exhausting

October 14, 2015

When my friends and I were seniors in college, we affectionately referred to ourselves as “SWUGS,” or, “Senior Washed Up Girls.” To put it nicely, it was NOT cute. We wore weird outfits to class and to the bar (workout

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The Late, Great Tyler Weiner (AKA The Best Creature Who Ever Lived)

October 6, 2015

My house is a zoo. I actually rarely know how many pets we actually have living there, because my mom is constantly giving away cats and adopting new puppies (well, buying them from designer pet stores). My freshman year of

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I’m Sharing My College Essay With The Internet Because WTF Was I Thinking

September 17, 2015

Now that I’m back in school, I’ve been revisiting a lot of my old writing (If you’re feeling nostalgic too, I would highly recommend you visit my other two blogs, clickable right there ^^). The other day, I came across

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I Went on a Three Week Trip to NorCal And All I Got Was This Stupid Poncho

July 1, 2015

It is very, very rare that my family is able to be in one place at the same time. Between school, work, kids and my active social life (…. the only thing I have going on right now) we are

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California Throwback

I Accidentally Went on a Couples Trip With my Brother

June 28, 2015

This week, my parents are celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary. Because my little brother and I are both currently “between opportunities” (read: neither of us have jobs and have a total of zero real commitments to speak of) we have

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New York Throwback

#TBT To All The Dumb Shit I Used To Do When I Was An Intern In NYC

June 14, 2015

Last Friday night, I was walking home through the East Village and was absolutely floored by the swarm of wasted, obnoxious people roaming 2nd Avenue. The lines at BBar and Phebes snaked around the block, and I saw a sweaty

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New York Wellness

“Surf Set” Is Basically A Workout Inspired By Reggie Rocket

June 13, 2015

One of the things I promised myself I would do this Summer, in addition to keeping this blog and dying my hair blonde, is get my ass in shape. With the exception of a bi-weekly manicure, the two hours of

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